Wednesday, 22 August 2012 0 comments

Drama, rumours and what not!!!


If I believe each and every rumour going around the mills, then we will have more than 80 players in the squad! Transfer market has become such a nuisance for so called ‘journalists’ that they will sell their own mother just to create a sensation! The best part is that if one newspaper writes that Nuri Sahin deal is expected to be done in 48 hours then the other writes 24 hours and other becomes more obnoxious and writes the deal is called off! This is not only creating false rumours about players and clubs but also creates unrest amongst the supporters. This makes supporters to come onto social media sites and comment/abuse/enquire etc to the players/clubs/amongst themselves. I don’t know but I don’t believe these rumours at all. Even the Club’s websites have started promoting these rumours and people are lapping them up like kittens!

And then there are so called ITK people. ‘In The Know’ my foot! People who have no work, or who have some IQ can always add 2+2 and come with a plausible situation for everyone to agree upon. They see oh Frimpong is injured, Coquelin has been sparsely used at DM position, Denilson is on loan then we would require a backup. Now they start thinking from the manager’s perspective; where AW does his most of the shopping, France! Who in France can he think of bringing into Arsenal, M’Vila sounds good, hence next day headlines ‘Arsenal in advance talks with Rennes for M’Vila’. Nothing happens, and they get a news, he has misbehaved in France’s Euro tour, now they want to keep the interest going on, so next day’s headline ‘Talks stall between Arsenal and M’Vila on the report of misbehaviour on his part’. Nothing to report for a long time and then song leaves, so next day headlines are ‘As we have reported earlier M’Vila deal is still on’!!! I say what the F***, they think we are idiots! If the deal has to come through, it’ll. If Boss has someone on his mind, he’ll bring him, we don’t need this swing set of rumours to create a chaotic situation.

Coming onto other news, I think like American ‘Yo Mamma’ jokes, we should have a nice banner on “The Little Boy’ joke when Robin Van Purstrings come and visit us. I personally would wait to see his form and situation and then will come up with a suitable one liner. Currently I like couple of them, let’s see which makes the cut!

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Till next time Gooners. Up The Arse!
Tuesday, 21 August 2012 0 comments

Week #1 Roundup: Ratings from Sunderland game and opinions!!!


First of all I would like to thank all the people who are reading this and I am highly grateful for all the support I have been receiving. Thanks. And those who are first tie reader, please get in touch with me via my Twitter Handle @OnTheGunPoint and I would love to have a spirited discussion on anything that is ARSENAL.

Coming back, week #1 is nearly over (Chelshit Vs Reading still reaming for this week). It was kind of tough week for us Gooners, not only did we see Déjà vu from last year, we were also held to draw by Sunderland. Only thing which worked in our favour was that Le Boss had the foresight this time around to buy quality players to bolster the squad. You might suggest that those players didn’t do much and we could have won if Giroud has taken his chance etc etc, but I think we ought to give them some time to prove. Remember Kos the boss from 2 seasons ago? He got red card in his first game and season opener against Liverpool! And today he is not only a crowd favourite, but also one of the best players on the rooster. Poldi, Giroud will definitely score, we just have to be patient with them. Cazorla did play well and created few chances for us. The only thing missing was end product in our game (which should not be something unusual for us Gooners, right?), but that will come in due course of time, believe you me.
Players Rating from my point of view are as follows:
Szczesny: 8
He did well whenever he was called upon. Had a brilliant save when Mert was caught napping during the initial phase of the game.
Vermaelen: 8
He was at the core of things from the start and handled his troops very well. What I saw was he was curbing his indicts of going forward. This could have been because he was afraid that Mert won’t be able to handle the counter attack or because of added pressure of captaincy!
Mertesacker:  6.5
He is still adjusting to the English game, and should play more in League Cup and FA cup to come to terms with the pace of EPL and also the playing style of his teammates.
Jenkinson: 8.5
I never expected him to be so good defensively and doing his job so well in absence of Sagna! He was good in going forward too, but his crossing left something to be desired.
Gibbs: 7.5
He was not bad, but his link up play with Gervinho needs to become better for us to be a threat from the flank.
Diaby: 8
On his comeback he showed why Wenger shows so much faith in him. He was playing the box to box role very nicely and some of his through passes were immaculate. He was also good in physical side and if he continues this kind of display, Boss would have a dilemma in his hand of whom to choose. A lucky situation to have I must say. A new signing indeed Boss!
Arteta: 7
He was the lynchpin of our midfield last season and hence the expectations from him this season are even higher. I think because we lacked in defensive midfield department, hence he took the added responsibility to break the attacks and could not create the web for goal scoring opportunities. Also, he being new to DM role, he was found wanting few times.
Gervinho: 6.5
Dribbling skills are awesome, though he does lack the final product and on few occasions he does overkill in trying to be too meticulous. Still there is a long way to go for him to be a creator and scorer.
Walcott: 6
Now I know why he wants to be the highest paid player in Arsenal team. So that he can play below standard most of the time! I would love to see the back of him when we have talented players like Miyachi and Ox on the sidelines! If we want a runner as a winger, we always have Mo Farah who would love to join us!
Cazorla: 7.5
He was creative and for once I saw an Arsenal player shooting from outside the box frequently! Previously we always had to find that perfect pass to score, but with this new addition, I am sure we will be more lethal from outside the box as well with the presence of Cazorla and Arteta who loves to shoot from outside. This would also give us an added advantage over oppositions, as they have to be prepared for multi dimensional play from us! He will settle very soon by the looks of it, only thing is he needs to improve is in understanding of the movements of the players.
Podolski: 6
He did OK, but the expectations from him were too high after “You Know Who’s” exit. Looked like he lacked match fitness and he needs to improve on the finishing front i.e. if he continues to play as the lone striker.
Giroud: 5
That was a sitter he missed an was not involved much in the small amount of time he got on the field.
Arshavin: 4
Same old story, no defensive play and no offensive play either. With a heavy heart I have to say that “The Russian’” would be better off playing with championship teams in league cup than in PL.
Ramsey: 1
He should learn how to shoot, when to shoot and where to shoot! He has frustrated me so much over past one year that it becomes impossible to sympathize with him. And after making a mistake his grin is what irritates me even more! Last year on 3rd week of August his statement was “I am ready to fill in the void left by Cesc”! Really? Looks like he needs to work like a dog to reach half of the standard that Cesc was mate!

Do comment below if you are not confirming to my ratings or drop me a tweet at @OnTheGunPoint.Would love to hear from you lot :)

On transfer front, I definitely know for sure that Nuri Sahin and M’vila might or might not come to Arseanl. I am the new ITK in football world, what say aye? Moving ahead Song had some nice words to say on twitter about Le Boss and Arsenal, but in press he seems to have blasted a senior official. Don’t tell anybody, but I know he is Ivan!!! Let’s see what how this window ends.

At the end of it, we are ahead of ManUre, Spuds and Liverfool by 1 point (And RVP didn’t score, yeaaaah), behind 2 points of Chelshit and ManShitty. So not a very bad start if you come to think of it. We’ll definitely bounce back and win our next match against Stoke Ruby FC!

Until next time, Up The Arse!
Friday, 6 July 2012 1 comments

This summer is going to be Legend… Wait for it….. Oh DRAB!!! Not this again!!!!


These were the exact words which came out of my mouth on 4th July! I know everybody has been talking about ‘Peter Pettigrew’ and ‘Dumbledore’ and how the ‘Ministry of Magic’ has been treating them and us ‘Muggles’!!! Now I don’t want to linger on the same topic, because what I want to say has already been said, and what I don’t want to say has also been said. We all know how ‘Death Eaters’ always circle to find a weak link and how they lure all the peters away from ministry of magic!!! And how successful there are in doing so is for all to see!!!

The point is this all fits with our situation today. Peters are Nasri, Adebayor, Clichy, Kolo,Cesc and now most probably Persie aka New Peter Pettigrew I guess!!! Dumbledore is none other than AW aka Le Boss, whose powers are becoming weaker day by day, after he touched the cursed ring of Emirates Stadium!!! Ministry of Magic is Kroenke and Co. who is so boorish that they can’t see the demise of this empire!!! We all are muggles, because we don’t know what is going inside the ministry, we only hear some hush voices to make us realize there is something or somebody out there and might be doing something!!!! Death Eaters, come on now this is easy one, take ManShitty, Chelshit, Barcelona (aka Dopers and actors) etc etc to get into this elite group.

Enough with this JK Rowling linguistics, but I hope I have made myself quite clear. We Gooners have seen a lot in past 7 years. We have seen legends leave, great players leave, good players leave, cunts leave and yeah no trophies. AFC’s ambitions have been confined to reaching CL at any cost and that has been fulfilled by AW. So it doesn’t come as a surprise to me when I see players leaving for pastures new! Tell me a single person who won’t leave their current job if their salary is tripled or doubled? Or if the company he is working would never compete with the big players in its field for top honors?

Answers are quite simple; Loyalty is always going to be for fans and not footballers, footballers are employees! From my perspective, it doesn’t matter how much I loved SAP Labs as a kid, it doesn’t mean I won’t leave the company if somebody else gives me a great offer! So people looking for loyalty in footballers, my request is to stay away from that word. We should be loyal to club and love it as it is. This doesn't mean we should stop expecting!!! We should definitely expect but also be realistic (Believe me, it does reduce the pain!!!)

This bring me to other point now, R&W holdings has asked questions from Board regarding why Persie is leaving and why we (Gooners) have to go through the same trauma again and again. This seems a valid point to me. I don’t know the internal politics, but from outside I, just like David Dean, would have wanted Usmanov on the board and better still be the owner instead of Kroenke. If other teams can have surplus cash to spend from their owners, why the hell we don’t get any? Self sustaining model aside (which BTW wont grant us financial fair play status, if we don’t qualify for CL any year!!!), I really feel he would have made the club more competitive in fighting for top laurels!!! I know many bloggers and reporters and experts and Gooners who wont agree to what I am saying, but this is my thinking as I don’t want to see other clubs winning everything every year. We are always so close yet so far!!!

Anyways, there are few things I have noticed, if we keep on running the club as we are now, there would be a time when we would be booing every Manshitty player on field!!! Also I would now like to know from the fans who would they boo more, Nasri or Persie or Cesc? Cesc decided not to play for us as he wanted to leave for Barca!!! Persie, ridiculed the club and also made his desire to leave public!!! Nasri on the other hand did play for us when needed, he didn’t disrespected the club and fans until he was booed, called cunt etc etc. Now tell me who is the favorite son of all??? If I was called cunt repeatedly I would have also blown my fuse. I am not saying that Nasri is a gem of a person or he is the best, just saying even when he wanted to leave he was professional, but others are not!!!

Now the next hurdle to cross is to get Walcott, Song and other player’s signature as soon as possible. If they are not willing, then let’s sell them and buy players on long term and hope we can get quality and loyalty!!! Amen to that.

Until next time. Lets be upbeat about the next season and Up The Arse!!! Follow me on twitter @OnTheGunPoint for a nice conversation about the club we love ARSENAL!!!
Thursday, 5 April 2012 0 comments

Ex Arsenal Players in EPL… Can definitely fight for Europe!!!


I wanted to write this article a long time back. But it got delayed, as I couldn’t do much research. Here I would list all ex-Arsenal players currently playing in EPL. 

Right, so we start off with the list:

  • Fabrice Muamba - DM (Bolton Wanderers)
  • Ashley Cole - LB (Chelsea)
  • Steve Sidwell - CM (Fulham)
  • Philippe Senderos - CB (Fulham)
  • Stuart Taylor - GK (Manchester City)
  • Samir Nasri - AM/RW/LW (Manchester City)
  • Gaël Clichy - LB (Manchester City)
  • Kolo Touré - CB/RB (Manchester City)
  • Emmanuel Adebayor - ST (Manchester City)
  • Bradley Johnson - CM/LB/LW (Norwich City)
  • Jay Bothroyd - ST (Queens Park Rangers)
  • Armand Traoré - LB (Queens Park Rangers)
  • Matthew Connolly - CB (Queens Park Rangers)
  • Jermaine Pennant - RW (Stoke City)
  • Matthew Upson - CB (Stoke City)
  • Sebastian Larsson - RW (Sunderland )
  • Leon Britton - CM (Swansea City)
  • William Gallas - CB (Tottenham Hotspurs)
  • David Bentley - RW/AM (Tottenham Hotspurs)
  • Jerome Thomas - LW (West Bromwich Albion)
  • Jamie O'Hara - CM (Wolverhampton Wanderers)

If you look at the team you’ll find the demographics of the team area are:

  • Goal Keeper - 1
  • Centre Back - 5
  • Left Back - 4
  • Right Back - 1
  • Defensive Midfielder -1
  • Centre Midfielder -4
  • Attacking Midfielder - 2
  • Left Winger - 3
  • Right Winger - 4
  • Striker - 2

In total there are 21 players who were associated with either Arsenal Academy or Arsenal’s first team. The count here shows 27, as I took a leaf out of Boss and added utility position in my count above.

Now we can add players like Yossi Benayoun and Nicklas Bendtner in this list and you might have a good enough team to play in EPL. Only drawback for me is that there is no reserve goal keeper here. Also reserve Defensive midfielders are a miss and there is only one Right Back. Well we can always loan Almunia or Fabianski for courtesy and give first team experience to Frimpong. As far as Right Back discussion goes, well I’ll make a Centre Back as Right Back ala Boss.

So my playing XI from above 21 players would be:

First Team: Stuart Taylor (GK), Toure (RB), Gallas (CB), Senderos (CB), Cole (LB), Britton (DM), O’Hara (CM), Nasri (AM), Larsson (RW), Thomas (LW), Adebayor (ST)

Substitute: Clichy (LB), Upson (CB), Connolly (CB/RB), Muamba (CM), Bentley (AM), Pennant (RW), Bothroyd (ST)
 
In my opinion, this team has the capabilities to reach Europa league. If I was there manager, then I would add 2 to 3 more signings and I would be up and roaring to go. The main point here most of these players are home grown and hence team fall under FA rules. Also the team size is less than 25!!!

Now I would like to highlight one and only one point. How many players do we really miss? I think none. We already have enough talent in our ranks and if I ever thought of having some players from the above list, then I would have (not based upon our relation with them, just sheer talent) Adebayor, Toure, Cole and maybe I could have taken my chance with Larsson too. All the other players are good, but not Arsenal good!!!

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